CASTLE GREENS, WISCONSIN — A local man was quite surprised this morning when, after finishing what he thought was his routine morning defecation, he discovered right-wing pundit, professional conspiracy theorist, and alleged intellectual Dinesh D’Souza smiling back at him from within his toilet bowl. “Man, I was squeezing out something fierce this morning,” Jared Steenkawhiff … Continue reading Man Who Thinks He Just Took Excruciatingly Large Dump Surprised By Dinesh D’Souza In His Toilet Bowl