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Amazon Starts Same-Day Coat Hanger Deliveries in Alabama, Georgia, Ohio, Missouri
SEATTLE, WASHINGTON -- Scientific and news outlet Alternative Science reported recently that retail monolith Amazon is adding a new service to certain states in...
New Alabama Mom Can’t Wait to Grow Up and Watch Her Son Grow Up
CORNPONE, ALABAMA -- Susie Grandstrom is expecting her first child sometime later this year. In the interest of protecting her complete identity, we're using...
Expectant Alabama Mother Will Go Back and Finish Middle School Once Her Kids Are...
NOVIA NIÑA CREEK, ALABAMA -- Life isn't always easy for Crystal Shanahan these days, but then again she knew that things could get harder...
Fully Aroused Mike Pence Just Staring at Maps of Alabama, Georgia, Ohio, and Missouri
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Vice President Mike Pence has spent the last 36 solid hours just staring at maps of four states -- Alabama, Georgia,...
Alabama Democrat Proposes Mandatory Vasectomies Until Marriage
RÉCIPROQUE BAY, ALABAMA -- A Democrat in the State of Alabama has drafted new legislation she hopes will be a "counterbalancing measure" to the...
Alabama’s Women Have 24 Hours to Register Their Womb in New Uterine Database
COUSINFUCKERS, ALABAMA -- Women in Alabama have roughly one day to get their genitals and reproductive systems registered with the new statewide database of...
Donald Trump Asks President of Alabama If Roy Moore Can Still Win The Electoral...
"He can in fact not only win the Electoral College and replace Jeff Sessions. He can also kick out any member of the Senate he wants."
Roy Moore Starts Oingo Boingo Tribute Band To Tour Alabama Malls and Middle Schools
"Oingo Bango is ready to start touring the middle schools and strip malls of this great state."
In New Ad, Roy Moore Offers To ‘Stuff Alabamans’ Young Birds’ This Thanksgiving
ALABAMA -- In a new campaign ad aimed at undecided voters in his state, Judge Roy Moore offers to come to anyone's house and...
Jesus Christ Writes Open Letter To 37% Of Alabama Evangelicals More Likely To Vote...
"In an election between a sexual predator and anyone else, you choose the anyone else."
