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Matt Gaetz and Roy Moore Are Opening a Grooming Business That Won’t Cater to...
Congressman Matt Gaetz (Q-FL) is teaming up with former Alabama Supreme Court Justice and failed Republican Senate Candidate Roy Moore to open a new...
Med Tech Company Develops “Trump 5000” Ventilator With Built-In MAGA Hat
SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- A company that specializes in designing medical technology announced this morning that they will release the Trump 5000 Ventilator...
Ohio Creates Tampon Cemetery for Grieving Almost Mothers
AHOLE RIVER COUNTY, OHIO -- The State of Ohio has contracted with a city's cemetery to provide burial plots for used tampons.
"Here in Ohio...
Screeching, Racist Broom Handle In A Blonde Wig Will Fill In While Tomi Lahren...
LA CULERA RUBIA ARRUGADA, CALIFORNIA -- Fox News has announced that one of their contributors will be on a self-imposed quarantine after she was...
USPS Announces “Whatever” Stamps For Customers Who Just Can’t Right Now
The United States Postal Service has announced that they are adding a new type of stamp to the postage available for purchase at all...
Sessions Blasts Bolton: “Some Of Us Were Too Busy Sucking Trump Off To Write...
SISTERFUHKER, ALABAMA -- Former Attorney General Jeff Sessions is not a fan of John Bolton's upcoming memoir of his time in the Trump administration....
Titanically Stupid Moron Spends His Precious Time as Dipshit in Chief Live-Tweeting His Own...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The President of the United States is perhaps the most powerful and important elected office in human history. The current President...
MAGA Boy Can’t Understand Why President Would Call Impeachment a ‘Good Thing Like Lynching’
COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Right-wing podcaster, YouTube producer, and singer/songwriter Jethro Bohiggins is not one of the 50% of Americans who, in a...
President Invites Sarah Palin to Become His Third First Lady
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Within a matter of minutes after finding out that former half-term Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin and her husband Todd were getting...
President Orders ICE to Deport Entertainers
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A feud between two entertainers and the President of the United States erupted on Twitter last night after the most powerful...
